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PGA Here I Come

On my 25th birthday, I guess one could say I had a minor quarter-life crisis. I wasn’t depressed, just anxious. The previous few years were incredible; was in good health, I graduated college, had a great paying job and last May (07’) moved to Southern California.

I asked myself if the life route I was on, especially career wise, was in the direction I wanted to be in. And, well, it wasn’t.

So, I saved up a little cash, and then decided to get back in-shape, obtain my amateur status and practice golf every single day. This is my story...

June 2008 - Posts

  • The New Guy

    Not having the financial backing to enter any real tournaments in the area with the Pepsi Tour or GS Tour, I’ve been trying to play along with the daily skins matches that go on throughout the day at Shorecliffs. Today we had 8 guys playing, $10 buy-in, most skins wins, strait up, no handicaps.

    I was playing very well throughout the round, but couldn’t get any birdie putts in the hole, and for skins matches, you need to hit birds to win anything. Around the back, only 3 skins had been awarded because off all the pars pushing the holes. Then on hole 15, the new guy, who’s name is Tim (claimed to be 2.3 HCP) decided to show up and play after shooting a 45 on the first 9.

    Now 1 under par for the back 9, Mr. Tim hit a daring approach shot with his driver into a bunker right next to the green (par 4). Playing “sandies”, awarding a skin to those who save par from the sand, Tim stuck his shot next to the cup taking the sandy and all the skins for his birdie as well.

    Tim pared the rest of the holes to shoot 2 under on the back. Talk about a sand bagger…

    No one knows where this guy came from, he claims to have grown up in the Inland Empire, was living in Riverside and I overheard him telling Robby he moved to San Clemente to live with some family because he ruined his business or something. Who knows, the guy is damn good though and I’m looking forward to more matches with him next week.

    Picture below: Tim is teeing off, Robby/Kevin (shades) and Greg in back.




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  • Wiped Out

    One of my new “housemates” snores very loud, another was dipping into my milk in the fridge while I was playing today. I also noticed there’s no toilet paper in any bathroom. This is survival of the fittest.

    Got out any played 18 today for the first time in 2 weeks. I didn’t bother warming up at all, so the first three holes went bad, +6, but I then went on to shoot 5 pars and a birdie. The total for the day was 84, not exactly my best, but for a first day back, no bad.

    One guy in our group on the back 9 was a very bad and he couldn’t hit the ball more than 10 feet. He also was wearing a one piece mechanic’s jumpsuit with thin white/green lines running up and down it. I later found out he was blind, so, that explained that.

    Completely wiped from today’s antics and staying up to watch the Celtics mop-up the Lakers for once! Playing 18 again in the morning, maybe 27.




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  • U.S. OPEN BABY!

    Here we go. Just scored tickets to the U.S. Open practice rounds from a source that would like to remain anonymous! The plan is to head down tomorrow morning at 5am and take it all in. I’ve never been to a PGA tournament before, let alone a major, so this should be a great experience.

    What’s nice about practice rounds is that camera’s are allowed, so, plenty of good shots will be posted up later this week. Bad news is, Torrey Pines has no parking and the USGA had to set up parking 13 miles south at Qualcom stadium with shuttle service back up to the course for spectators.

    Also, in recent events…last night I drove up to Huntington to see some friends from college (and watch the Celtics beat the lakers). On the way home I took the Pacific Coast Highway through Newport and stopped off to grab a drink with two good friends who recently moved onto the boardwalk.

    Before going our separate we stopped off at the corndog place near the pier for a quick bite. While enjoying some chili-cheese fries a Canadian sounding fellow came rushing in explaining there was a seal caught in a net at the end of the pier (200 yards out to sea).

    My friend Asa is the type of guy who’s always ready for action. So, I said “What do you think man, should we go save this thing?” he replied “Let’s do it”.

    We asked one of the Corndog employees for a knife, but, we got a pair of kitchen scissors instead…probably a good decision on her part. We ran down to the end of the pier and sure enough there was a seal flopping around below trying to unwrap himself from the net.

    There were some people fishing strangely enough at 12:30 AM and we asked a few how long the seal had been down there. They said 30 minutes or so. Figuring we only had a few more minutes we assembled a plan of action.

    Jump in, swim over, I’d hold the seal, while Asa cut the net, then we’d climb back up the pier on a safety ladder we spotted.

    Preparing for the plunge I started to look at some people around us, and, while this is total speculation, most of them didn’t exactly look like the most upstanding citizens (and mind you, I just came back from living in a 3rd world country for 4 months).

    I raised concern to Asa and he agreed that if we went in, we’d save the seal, but likely get our wallets and phones swiped.

    So we called for back-up and waited for our third amigo to come hold our belongings. All we could do was wait…

    About 15 minutes went by as we watched the seal continue to struggle. A glow-stick was attached to the net, so when it swam down you could see it trying to shake itself free.

    We waited and waited, ready to save the poor guy. But, well, a few minutes later the seal went down below, the light coming off the glow-stick went dim, and that was that.




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  • Looking For A Place

    The past few days I’ve been hanging out at Green Way driving range working hard on my approach shots and chipping. Things are going well. From 60 yards – IN, there’s a sense of confidence that didn’t exist before.

    I informed my Thai golfing friends at there I’ll be leaving on Saturday. While no one speaks much English, they all seemed sad to hear of the departure and asked (in pigeon English) when I’ll be back, but, my response was, “I’m not sure”…

    It might be because of the news, but, the women who run the range decided it was finally time to graduate and use the “ball scooper” when collecting balls with the staff every few hours (there’s no motorized ball retriever, so the range is shagged by hand). It’s a nice tool because you can pick up balls 4-5 balls at once before dropping it into the bucket. In return, they’ve been letting me hit full 2 gallon pails for free, saving me $3/day.

    Saturday I arrive in Los Angeles. The feeling is bittersweet; I don’t want to leave, but, it’s time to come home and figure out the next chapter in this adventure. Not having much money left, and needing a place to live, I put an ad up on Craigslist stating my case.

    Link:http://orangecounty.craigslist.org/sha/704620155.html

    A couple of guys I know once hitched-hiked across 50 states in 50 days all by word of mouth over the web. I figure if they can do that, there’s got to be some folks out there looking to help a golfer get back on his feet.

    A few responses came in already. One real estate agent responded, basically saying I’m an idiot and I should plan on “driving a cab at night”, but, a couple others said to give them a ring because we might be able to work something out.

    So tonight (2 am Thailand time) I’m going to give these generous folks a call and see if they’ll take me up on the offer to make them 80s golfers in return for a place to live. Hopefully it will work out, and if not, I might just have to drive cross country to go surprise my folks at their summer house! Just imagine the look on their faces if that happens!

     




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