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Thought provoking, original, and often brow-raising editorials on golf by members of the Tees2Greens Editorial staff.

April 2007 - Posts

  • Golf You Have To See To Believe

    By Sam Johnson

    It's Byron Nelson week, and to you that may be just another week, but to me it is one of the highlights of the year. I've been working at the EDS Byron Nelson Championship for more than twenty years and I highly recommend it for anyone who loves golf, getting outside, or simply people watching. It's a hoot.

    I'll never forget my first year; I was a rookie marshal constantly fearful of doing something dumb like walking in a players' line. But when the rains started everything changed. And as the day progressed, the challenge became whether or not they were even going to play. At every break in the weather the rookies like myself would squeegee the greens and do our best to bail the water out of the bunkers. Then it would rain again.

    You haven't had any fun until you've bailed and raked bunkers for hours on end.

    Weatherwise it was a terrible week. It must have rained ten or fifteen times, and of course every time it rained we had to evacuate the players. I'll never forget seeing Greg Norman huddled under one of the hospitality tents, wet, cold and totally tick-off about getting wet I suppose. Apparently it never rains in Australia, or at least it never rains on Greg Norman. But we all survived, including Greg Norman, although I don't think he ever returned to the Nelson. I suppose it could have been the rain, but more likely it was the less than sterling round he shot on Sunday.

    For several years the Nelson had the reputation that it always rained, and stories like the one I just told likely contributed to the misnomer. The truth is we've only lost four days of golf in thirty years. Most of the time we worried about being scorched by the Texas sun, then again the sunshine brought out the beautiful ladies. It's that ying/yang thing working, I suppose.

    Regardless of the weather, it is always fun to get close to the players because you see and hear some amazing things. Like the time Nick Faldo missed the fourteenth fairway and was hopelessly in the trees. Being a dutiful marshal, I cleared an area so that he could safely pitch the ball out into the fairway, take his punishment and move on to the next hole. When he arrived at his ball I was astonished when he pointed toward the green and said, "I'm going right there," then he asked me to clear the area. Understand, "Right there" required that he hit a 150 yard shot no more than six-feet high, under the trees, then carry the ball over a lake as well as a mound to an elevated green. It was just the kind of shot that you and I make everyday.

    As I moved the crowd back I smiled politely at Nick as he focused on the shot at hand. This was the first time I had ever been close to Faldo and I was struck by how big he was; six-four I would guess and every bit of 225 pounds. As he took his stance over the ball I said to myself, "This is crazy. Pitch it out in the middle of the fairway and take six or seven out of the equation."

    Then, with a hundred people crowded as close as possible, Nick made his swing, not the easy, form-fitted swing that he usually makes from a fairway, but a low violent punch shot that sent the ball rifling through the trees like a .357 magnum. As his ball cleared the water it was traveling at perhaps a thousand miles an hour just before it impacted with the large mound that protected the green. Then, as if he had played a twenty-yard pitch shot, the ball bounced straight up in the air and fell softly on to the green and the crowd went crazy.

    As those of us still standing close to Faldo deep in the trees cheered and laughed at the astonishing shot we had just witnessed, Nick slowly removed his glove and looked straight at me and winked as if to say, "Nothing to it, Mate."

    It was totally cool.

    These days I'm stuck in the media tent during most of the Tournament, but occasionally I do get to watch some great golf up close and it is still as thrilling as ever.

    The EDS Byron Nelson Championship has almost 2,000 volunteers helping out each year, and judging by the celebration we have at the end of each Tournament, every one of them has a blast. And, if you have the opportunity to work a tournament I'll bet you'd feel the same. It doesn't have to be the PGA Tour to be fun. The guys on the Nationwide, Champions and LPGA could use your help, as well and those tournaments might be even more fun to work. But even if you don't have the time to work, make sure you get out to see some great golf in person. I've told that story about Nick Faldo a thousand times and there are a thousand more stories just waiting for you.

    See you at the golf tournament.




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  • Tailor Made Golf Lessons

    By Sam Johnson

    I took another golf lesson today. It was something that I've needed to do for a long time. Like many golfers, as little things go wrong with my swing, I apply Band-Aids here and there until I have no idea what I am doing.

    I'm like the old joke where the guy goes to the tailor because one arm of his jacket is too long and the tailor tells him to tuck a little bit of it under his arm. Then he notices that one leg is longer than the other, so he tells him to bend his left knee. Finally he sees that his lapel is puckered up on one side, so he asked him to hold it down with his chin.

    Leaving the tailor's shop he passes two friends, and seeing their friend bent over and hobbling with his chin holding his lapel in place, one friend asked the other, "What's wrong with Sam?" to which the other friend answers, "I don't know but doesn't his suit fit nice?"

    It's frustrating and amazing to me that what I think I am doing with my golf swing and what I am actually doing are sometimes so different. Granted my cat-like reflexes have far surpassed their nine lives and there are times when my rippling abs actually get in the way of me making a full turn, but I keep trying.

    A couple of years ago the publisher of Tees2Greens and vaunted golf addict, Mike Casson and I attended Bill Moretti's Academy of Golf Dynamics in Austin, Texas. And, except for the scorching heat that accompanied Austin in August, The Golf Magazine Top 25 Golf School was great fun and very helpful.

    For me their teaching method was both beneficial and interesting to watch. It started with videoing each of the fifteen students' swings and then spending no more than five minutes with each of us talking about what they saw. They told us that it was the first and the last time we would look at a video. Their reasoning was that they didn't want us thinking about our swing in pieces. Some will likely disagree with that reasoning, but it is hard to disagree with Moretti's twenty years of success.

    Back on the range, the five instructors walked behind each of the fifteen students for not more than ten minutes before starting down the line with individual instructions. As you might expect, each set of instructions was different for each person but the goal was the same; the one-plane swing.

    For the next three days I hit ten thousand balls more or less. My hands hurt, my legs hurt, my back hurt and parts we'll just call parts hurt as well. Inter-mixed with ten thousand one-plane swing balls, we putted for hours, chipped and pitched for several more hours, and dug holes in the sand traps until we were almost covered up. We worked on downhill lies, up-hill lies and side-hill lies and every lie in between. You name the shot and we worked on it and in the end that was one of the most beneficial aspects of the school for me.

    I'm sure I benefited from the hours of one-plane swing practice, but learning proper technique for many different shots was something that has continued to help me. Rarely do I have a shot that I don't know how to play; that doesn't mean that I can actually hit the shot, but at least I do know what kind of shot I should be trying to hit.

    Moretti sent each of us home with specific drills, video tips and an email address that we could use to talk about any swing problems we might have in the future. I don't know if this constitutes a lifetime guarantee, but it's close.

    The bottom line here is that lessons are good for your game if for no other reason than it encourages you to hit ten thousand balls. Give your PGA Professional a call when you're having problems; let me know how it goes and I'll do the same. As a matter of fact, over the next few weeks I'm going to take lessons from D.A. Weibring and Randy Smith and if they don't tell me to give up the game, I'll let you know how it went.




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  • Looking Back to Augusta

    After my first visit to the hallowed grounds and one of the most tense and unstable Masters tournaments in history, my views of the course and what the tournament means has completely changed, and for the better I may add!

    As a Professional I have traveled all over the country and have had the opportunity to play some of the best courses in the world and watch the best players in the world compete. Through the years I have been amazed, disgusted and left speechless at the things I have seen, but nothing had prepared me for Augusta National and the Masters.

    As I entered the gates the anticipation of walking the holes that Jack played and Tiger prowled was overwhelming. Everything that I had seen since watching the tournament all these years was about to gain a new meaning, a new life.

    As you pass the carnival of the Masters apparel mart and vending shops, a break in the trees first reveals it all. The stunning hills and I mean HILLS! The ocean of green grass and people spread all over the place. It was simply unbelievable. This was The Masters!

    You look down at the grass under your feet and you almost feel guilty for walking upon such perfection and stunned that the players are even going to take a divot out of this ground. It was unreal and I could not find a weed anywhere on the course!

    After the initial wonder and amazement wears off a bit you begin to gaze all around. You see the famous Masters scoreboard where they still place the scores by hand instead of having them in lights. You walk by the cottages that line the grounds and the hospitality tables where only the elite will gather to break bread and to talk about a life I know nothing about. Soon, you are standing by the practice putting green where the who's-who-of-golf greats gather to get in some work and cut up about how funny this game can be. A great moment I was able to witness was when Rich Beem and Fuzzy Zoller shared a chuckle or two and then passed a few secrets about the Augusta National greens. How would you like to have few beers with those two!


    No trip to Augusta for me would be complete without seeing the person who I modeled my game after; the great 3-time Masters Champion – Nick Faldo! Wouldn't you know it, as I turned my head back to the hospitality tables, there he was! Although I couldn't get close enough to yell "Nick you are STILL the man!" and break his attention with his guests, at least I got to see a living Masters legend!

    Walking the course was an adventure I will never forget and getting to do this with my father was very special. At the age of thirty-seven, I wonder how many more times I will be able to have an experience like this with my Dad. I think it put a lot of things into perspective for me that afternoon and now this trip became more than a visit to the Masters, but a reflective memory that I can look back on even when my father is gone. Thanks, Dad!

    Walking this course was entertaining, and brutal at the same time. I just couldn't get over the terrain that you have to trudge through. All I thought was about those poor caddies who had to carry a bag that can weigh over 100 pounds for at least five or six days in a row. There is definitely no rest for the weary in this profession. Up and down, side hills and the overwhelming crowds of spectators, it was almost unbearable. If you ever get to go, please get a few work outs in before you tackle this course. As everyone says, and they are right, television just does not do this place justice. From the terrain to the beauty, it is unmatched and not even the best cinematographer could attempt to capture what your own eyes see at Augusta.


    Oh, and the crowds are no ordinary crowds. I could not believe the common courtesy that was displayed by each patron that I stood by or walked with. It seemed everyone was in a state of euphoria and just felt like while they were here at this place, they were going to use etiquette around the course and gesture a gentleman's game act even though no one was playing outside the ropes.

    I spoke with spotters that have been on the same hole in the same place for over a decade. One of the spotters even offered a cigar to a guy watching beside me, just because he asked for one; no payment, no surprised answer, just in need of a light. Golf chairs that were empty were not even touched, because they had been placed there earlier and would be occupied later on in the day. I was floored again, not by the course this time, but by the "common people" and their attitudes walking the grounds, and the individuals who that keep the tournament rolling.


    Finishing our walk of the course it was time to refuel and at The Masters, if you don't have a pimento and cheese sandwich, you will have bad luck for 10 years, or at least that's what I was told. So, I gave it my best effort to choke one down just so I could say, I had done it. Just like my visit to the Kentucky Derby; those mint juleps were not on my list of favorite cocktails, but for tradition's sake, I took my medicine.

    After walking all these fantastic holes my father and I found ourselves talking about all the great shots and times that we remember from each Masters Tournament. It was a fantastic contrast in descriptions and decades that we remember. From Freddie's one handed hole out bunker shot, to Hogan's last round, they were all fantastic memories and we got a treat to aid in our memories on the Number 18 tee box that day.

    Standing at the tee waiting for another group to pass through something very special happened. The first to round the corner was none other that Seve Ballesteros. A friendly and pleasing smile to the camera as he neared, then placed his tee in the ground, getting ready for his shot. Just behind him was two-time champion and Texas legend Ben Crenshaw, followed by Jerry Pate. These guys were having a ball, laughing, joking and posing for everyone. Seeing all the players together, where the grind was at a true minimum, was priceless. I am convinced that the practice rounds for the Masters have got to be the way to go on your first visit.


    The beauty, the splendor and the overall aura of Augusta National still has got me in a sense of tranquility about the game and has heightened my appreciation for tradition and what goes into a long standing event like the Masters. The Azaleas and Dogwoods were just too beautiful to explain and the crew that creates this majesty is one of a kind. My father and I will never look at this tournament the same and neither will you if have the chance to visit.

    I also have an increased amount of admiration for the players who have won this event. As I finished my walk I thought to myself, this place is impossible and a 4 to 6 under par score is all you can get out of this course. I don't know what it was like in the past and how easy it was "said to be" when new equipment and Tiger began to tear it apart; but the way it is now, just looks impossible to me. I can't even imagine putting on those greens, especially with the lack of water last week. Without April showers, they can play like concrete and that was evident by the scores.


    I am certain I will return to Augusta and hopefully, with my Dad. It would be a much anticipated reunion each year. It's a place that no matter how many times you get to go, there is always some new magic waiting for the players as well as the spectators. Just think back at all the enchantment that happens at this place. It is unrivaled by any other event in the history of golf. If you could win just one tournament in your lifetime, this is the one, because you can keep coming back to play, for as long as you like. Just like Gary Player who we witnessed playing that day; he would play in his 50th Masters Tournament that week. This is just unimaginable. It is almost a given he will be back next year and I hope I will too.


    A special thanks to John Eads, Jim Smith and Dave Stubblefield for making one of my golfing dreams come true.



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  • Playing For Money

    By Sam Johnson

    Last week I played in a $61,000 Calcutta. Gulp. There were sixty-four teams of two playing alternating shots. Each team's handicap had to total eighteen. For example, a one and seventeen could play together, or a nine and a nine and so on. The field was divided into four groups teeing off at hole number one, nine, ten or eighteen and half the field was eliminated on each hole until only one team remained out of each group. Ties were decided with a chip-off. The four remaining teams then played for all the cash with the first place team taking fifty percent of the pot, second place got twenty-five percent, third placed received fifteen percent and fourth place grabbed the final ten percent and sixty teams went home with zip, zilch, jack and a big zero.

    It was total cutthroat rules with all kinds of heckling, loud music and craziness. You weren't allowed to touch anyone or hit anyone with a thrown object but other than that it was open season. If you were lucky you teed off late after some of the antics lost their appeal. You also learned to not screw around on the tee-box. Too many practice swings brought down the wrath of both players and spectators alike. They made fun of your swing, your clubs, your legs, even your wife's legs, anything to throw you off your game.

    This particular game had no relationship to the gentleman's game that we all love to play. It was crude and rude and the perfect game for an all male outing. And, if you were aware of the rules it was funny, if you were not, it was a disaster.

    It was also nerve wracking because you didn't want to let your partner down and you didn't want to look foolish, and of course there was the money. Lots and lots of money; enough to make my hands sweat for sure, and the closer you got to the final hole the more nerve wracking it became.

    At some point everyone in the field realized that it was a game of luck and dealing with the pressure and that the best golfers don't always win. A couple of years ago we had a 18 handicap who had consumed no less than ten beers rip a four iron 175 yards over water into a twenty mile per hour wind and land the ball four feet from the hole with his partner yelling at him to lay-up. He could have stood out there with a bucket of balls and never hit that shot again. I can still hear him slurring something like, "I didn't come here to lay up."

    Oh, well. As Rocky Balboa once said, "Freak luck is a strange thing."

    My partner and I had a plan, which was basically don't do anything stupid early, and the plan worked like a charm as we pared the first and second holes to move on. One more hole and we were in the money. However, on the third hole my partner, who was a ten handicap, got a little pumped-up and hooked a five-iron over the green into rough leaving me with a very difficult shot.

    Standing over the ball I couldn't muster enough moisture in my mouth to spit. My breath quickened and my legs felt a little weak. All I needed was a twenty yard wedge shot out of the rough, over a trap and onto a narrow finger of the green that was not more than thirty feet wide. As the boom-box blared Mariachi music I picked the ball cleanly and watched it fly over the mound toward the top of the flag and heard the crowd cheer. As I run up to see the results I met my partner who was shouting, "Great shot."

    At the top of the hill I surveyed my mastery of the game and how I had left my partner a makable six-footer with our opponents buried in the trap. How should we play the final hole for all the money and what should I do with my share?

    Yes, I am the greatest golfer who ever lived, I thought right up until the other guy put his bunker shot about six inches from the hole and my partner ran the six footer by the hole and I had a tap in to tie the hole.

    Well, to make a long story only half long, we lost the chip-off and the other guys went on to win the whole thing. As we rode back to the clubhouse with the cheers of the final hole echoing off in the distance, we apologized to each other ten or fifteen times and pledged to do better next year.

    Later on, while I was loading my clubs into my car, I thought about the greatness of my chip and the accompanying cheers, smiles and back-slapping I had experienced. Then I started thinking about how my partner had missed such an easy putt. It didn't matter that given twenty chances I could never make that chip shot again. It didn't matter that I had played completely over my head. It didn't even matter that my partner had carried me on his back most of the time.

    It must have been the way Tiger felt at the Ryder Cup.

    Yes, I think I need a new partner to benefit from my 18-stroke handicap.




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