I was reading this article:  http://www.tees2greens.com/blogs/tees2greens/archive/2007/11/09/playing-from-the-ladies-tees.aspx

and while I don't think I will comment on the whole topic, this one section made me almost spit out my Diet Coke w/Lime all over my computer screen... 

That started me thinking, which PGA star would make the best female golfer? Would it be the Tigress, or Phillis, or perhaps even K.J. Choi for those who prefer something more exotic? Certainly, Tigress would be the one with the best body and Phillis would be the one with the biggest boobs. One things for sure, it could never be Bubba Watson, or Jason Gore or John Daly because no one wants to look at any one of those guys in those little shorts.

For now, lets agree that everyone should keep their own bodies parts and play from the appropriate tees. But, like Garth Algar (Dana Carvey) of chemas-microsoft-comfficemarttags" />t="on">lace wt="on">Waynelace>'s World might have said, "Did you ever look at Adam Scott or Trevor Immelman and wonder what they would look like in a dress? Neither did I."

Did he actually write..."the one with the biggest boobs"??  I admit it - I laughed... (Sorry Phil!)  I don't know who Sam Johnson is, but I've got to give him credit for writing what he was thinking - and then posting it. 

Okay, found another perk to the site - I was able to put a face to the name of Sam "Bogey" Johnson - I don't know why, but when I read his name I conjured up an image of an older guy (I think it was the nickname), which made the whole Phil comment above surprising to me -  it appears he is nothing like I thought.  Thanks for clearing up my mental image!

 The "real" Sam:

In Sam's latest article found here:

http://www.tees2greens.com/blogs/tees2greens/archive/2008/01/03/winter-rules-of-the-great-game.aspx

this line made me laugh... 

"That tip may come in handy unless the water hazard is frozen solid and in that case nothing will help you because you’ve lost your mind if you are still playing."

Spring Minnesota golf at its finest...snow in the woods and a little ice on the ponds.  I can't wait!!